Bellybutton Sighting

While sitting at a stoplight, I looked down and noticed that my bellybutton was poking out. And, not only was it poking out, but I could see “lint” in it.  So now I’m picking at my belly button while also being amazed that my innie is graduating into an outie.  Nobody told me this was supposed to happen.  Especially this early.  I have a feeling I’m going to have a big-o-belly!